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School Jokes

The mother says to her daughter, "Did you enjoy your first at school?"

The daughter answers, "First day? Do you mean I have to go back again tomorrow?"

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Principal: "I've had complaints about you, Johnny, from all of your teachers. What have you been doing?"

Johnny: "Nothing, sir."

Principal: "Exactly!"

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'Teacher: Fraz if 2 and 2 makes four how is 4 & 4?

Student: This is not fair teacher, you always do the easy ones and leave the hard ones for me.'
 

Sardar Jokes

Sardar kissed his girl friend in the park.

Girl: Plz don't do this before marriage?

Sardar: Don?t worry darling, I'm already married

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One day Sardar happened to see a marathon race.

"What the guys are doing" asked the sardar.

" We are running a marathon. The winner will get prize" replied one runner.

"Only the winner will get prize! Then why others are participating!!"

Exclaimed the Sardar

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Sardarji was standing in front of the mirror with his eyes closed.

His wife asked what you are doing?

He said-Iím seeing how I look while sleeping

 

Mix Jokes

The patient says, "Doctor, I have a pain in my eye whenever I drink tea."

The doctor says, "Take the spoon out of the mug before you drink."

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Husband: I want divorce. My wife hasn't spoken to me in six months.

Lawyer: Think about it once again. Wife's like that are hard to get!

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